var quote = new Array();
var msg = new Array();
var url = new Array ();
var image = new Array ();
var desc = new Array ();
Stamp = new Date();
today = Stamp.getDate();

url[1] = "http://rationale.keenspace.com";
image[1] = "art/ratbutton.gif";
desc[1] = "Where's the Rationale?";

url[2] = "http://rationale.keenspace.com";
image[2] = "art/ratbutton.gif";
desc[2] = "Where's the Rationale?";

url[3] = "http://warp9tohell.keenspace.com";
image[3] = "art/w9h.gif";
desc[3] = "Comics that bruise!";

url[4] = "http://warp9tohell.keenspace.com";
image[4] = "art/w9h.gif";
desc[4] = "Comics that bruise!";

url[5] = "http://nerdalert.keenspace.com";
image[5] = "art/newsbox1.gif";
desc[5] = "Blowing up Anime Chicks Everywhere!";

url[6] = "http://nerdalert.keenspace.com";
image[6] = "art/newsbox1.gif";
desc[6] = "Blowing up Anime Chicks Everywhere!";

url[7] = "http://purpleduckmambo.keenspace.com";
image[7] = "art/duckbutton01.jpg";
desc[7] = "Invisible Purple Ducks... nuff said";

url[8] = "http://purpleduckmambo.keenspace.com";
image[8] = "art/duckbutton01.jpg";
desc[8] = "Invisible Purple Ducks... nuff said";

url[9] = "http://www.reallifecomics.com";
image[9] = "art/smallbanner.gif";
desc[9] = "Real Life Comics";

url[10] = "http://www.reallifecomics.com";
image[10] = "art/smallbanner.gif";
desc[10] = "Real Life Comics";

url[11] = "http://www.inktank.com";
image[11] = "art/angst88_66.gif";
desc[11] = "Web Monkeys, IT Ninjas, Weird Peanut Head Dude, oh my!";

url[12] = "http://www.inktank.com";
image[12] = "art/angst88_66.gif";
desc[12] = "Web Monkeys, IT Ninjas, Weird Peanut Head Dude, oh my!";

url[13] = "http://moeandron.thefunnypapers.com/";
image[13] = "art/moeron_1.gif";
desc[13] = "The Backyard Adventures of Moe and Ron";

url[14] = "http://moeandron.thefunnypapers.com/";
image[14] = "art/moeron_1.gif";
desc[14] = "The Backyard Adventures of Moe and Ron";

url[15] = "http://rationale.keenspace.com";
image[15] = "art/ratbutton.gif";
desc[15] = "Where's the Rationale?";

url[16] = "http://rationale.keenspace.com";
image[16] = "art/ratbutton.gif";
desc[16] = "Where's the Rationale?";

url[17] = "http://warp9tohell.keenspace.com";
image[17] = "art/w9h.gif";
desc[17] = "Comics that bruise!";

url[18] = "http://warp9tohell.keenspace.com";
image[18] = "art/w9h.gif";
desc[18] = "Comics that bruise!";

url[19] = "http://nerdalert.keenspace.com";
image[19] = "art/newsbox1.gif";
desc[19] = "Blowing up Anime Chicks Everywhere!";

url[20] = "http://nerdalert.keenspace.com";
image[20] = "art/newsbox1.gif";
desc[20] = "Blowing up Anime Chicks Everywhere!";

url[21] = "http://purpleduckmambo.keenspace.com";
image[21] = "art/duckbutton01.jpg";
desc[21] = "Invisible Purple Ducks... nuff said";

url[22] = "http://purpleduckmambo.keenspace.com";
image[22] = "art/duckbutton01.jpg";
desc[22] = "Invisible Purple Ducks... nuff said";

url[23] = "http://www.reallifecomics.com";
image[23] = "art/smallbanner.gif";
desc[23] = "Real Life Comics";

url[24] = "http://www.reallifecomics.com";
image[24] = "art/smallbanner.gif";
desc[24] = "Real Life Comics";

url[25] = "http://www.inktank.com";
image[25] = "art/angst88_66.gif";
desc[25] = "Web Monkeys, IT Ninjas, Weird Peanut Head Dude, oh my!";

url[26] = "http://www.inktank.com";
image[26] = "art/angst88_66.gif";
desc[26] = "Web Monkeys, IT Ninjas, Weird Peanut Head Dude, oh my!";

url[27] = "http://moeandron.thefunnypapers.com/";
image[27] = "art/moeron_1.gif";
desc[27] = "The Backyard Adventures of Moe and Ron";

url[28] = "http://moeandron.thefunnypapers.com/";
image[28] = "art/moeron_1.gif";
desc[28] = "The Backyard Adventures of Moe and Ron";

url[29] = "http://moeandron.thefunnypapers.com/";
image[29] = "art/moeron_1.gif";
desc[29] = "The Backyard Adventures of Moe and Ron";

url[30] = "http://warp9tohell.keenspace.com";
image[30] = "art/w9h.gif";
desc[30] = "Comics that bruise!";

url[31] = "http://warp9tohell.keenspace.com";
image[31] = "art/w9h.gif";
desc[31] = "Comics that bruise!";






<!-- Change numQuotes to however many quotes you wish to have. -->

var numQuotes = 10

var Rand = parseInt(Math.random() * (numQuotes))+1;

quote[1] = "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.";
quote[2] = "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.";
quote[3] = "Excuse me, sir. Is this the Delta House?";
quote[4] = "Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?";
quote[5] = "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.";
quote[6] = "Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It's sucking my will to live!";
quote[7] = "You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!";
quote[8] = "Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.";
quote[9] = "You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.";
quote[10] = "We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid.";

function writeQuote() { 
document.write("<i>" + quote[Rand] + "</i>");
}

function featuredComic() { 
document.write("<center><a href='" + url[today] + "'><img src='" + image[today] +"' border=0></a>");
document.write("<br><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 width=130><Tr><td align=center><font size=2 face='Arial'><p>" + desc[today] + "</font></td></tr></table>");
}